Ann prepared for the competition by sacrificing a young girl and saying a prayer to the Dark Lord of Stitching:
Which seemed to work pretty well actually because her neckline on this top was one of the judges' favourite things last week, and ours too:
We were taken on a journey through some of Mark's past lives, including his time as a pirate:
And a villain in a Sherlock Holmes story:
All of which gave him the confidence he needed to take on the day's challenges with a positive, can-do attitude:
Stuart gave us a sneaky peek at his best Madonna impression, while swearing blind that he'd never made a skirt before in his life. Judge for yourselves:
While a contrite Tilly gave Patrick her best I've-been-a-bad-girl-and-I'm-sorry look:
But we think Paddy may have eyes for someone else:
Definite sparks there we reckon. But just for all the still-hopeful ladies out there, here's another shot of the debonair Mr. Grant delivering the best line of the night. It's good from afar, but far from good:
Finally, for those of you who may be superstitious, we noticed something interesting last week. Here's Sandra rocking the tape measure:
And Tilly rocking the tape measure:
Every contestant rocking the tape measure in fact, but one:
Michelle! We think we've figured out where you went wrong my love.
Well that's all we've got time for right now, because show two is about to begin!
Same time next week m'dears, happy sewing and viewing!